Limericks

     There once was a man named Steve
     Who o'er a deceased car did grieve
     So much gas did it guzzel
     It's really a puzzel
     Why its loss to Steve's a peeve

                 -Chris Anderson


     I compose this poetical number
     To say what's been stealing my slumber:
     My heart has been grievin'
     For some guy named Steven
     Who mourns for his big Ford Cucumber.

                 -Lauren Merritt